May 2013
Anonymous asked: Interesting
bean-alchemist:
swexan:
libraryshalalala:
50shadesofbellamy:
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius...
Nanc Nanc Revolution: Tattoo shop etiquette. →
mcnanc:
I was at a couple different shops within the last week. Getting work done at both. And I was blown away at how stupid people are! First, when the first question you ask about a tattoo/piercings is “How much dis gonna cost me yo?” You should probably just leave. Art cost money. We’re you worried…
KELSEY AND PHYLISITY THIS IS SPOT ON. we deal with this err’day.
To Whomever It May Concern: When you ask me to...
sodamnrelatable:
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
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Am I the only one who thinks of Peeps by Scott...
I’m re-importing 900+ songs to my iTunes. Feed my inbox as I bore myself to death.
“As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you...”
– Aman Ali (via princessbindi)
DAMN
(via contemplatingmadamebovary)
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fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
snorlaxatives:
jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
oceansbreathesalty asked: HOLY SHIT I KNOW RIGHT i used to love that song, i've had Imagine Dragons EP since it came out buts whats your position?
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my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
oceansbreathesalty asked: Do you work at Gamestop? Because Imagine Dragons plays 1.5 million times at my work and I work there lol
if radioactive by imagine dragons doesn’t make you wanna beat up zombies don’t look at me
I have to hear this song 1.5 million times a day at work
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
heyfunniest:
ju5t4n3rd:
thepioden:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just...
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